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Post by corkfrup on Nov 4, 2009 16:04:41 GMT 1
We're planning our next project for the festive season, and are wondering if you'd like to be involved. We're looking for illustrations, photographs and documentary evidence of no more than 2,000 words for a independent government commissioned report into the atrocities committed by Santa Nicholas Clause. We have seven key areas we're investigating. - Santa, Coke, Marketing and Propaganda
Santa and the Environment Paedophile rings, child labour and the occult connected to Santa Links with organised crime, drugs and Intelligence Agencies War Crimes and destabilisation of Democratic Governments Breaking Labour Laws: The Elves Narrative Profile of Santa's Cartel
If you have any information or would be prepared to study these areas, the Board would be most interested in hearing from you. We're going to nail that sonuvabitch. This is of increased importance now that Santa has gone over the edge in his organising carnage around the globe. It is imperative the enquiry produce this document for the fourth week of November. The government are also preparing an informational leaflet to brief the public. It is to be entitled, 'What to do in the case of a Santa Attack'. We have additional information which we could share with you in your studies. Best wishes your darlings in democracy. email: drewdotlukeatgmaildotcom
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